why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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