I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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