There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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