I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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