We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
I'm not even planning on drinking that much tonight.. but I'm writing "emergency contact number" and your number on my hand just in case
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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