Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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