So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Randomize
