My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
Oh and itβs been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! ππππ¬π³π
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