Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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