Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
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