Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
Why do I always give away anal sex as birthday presents?
Shut up... one mans birthday cake is another mans sodomy my friend
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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