i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
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