Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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