Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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