what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
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