What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
His text read: Sex? I replied: Not drunk enough. He bought 4 more rounds and tantalized me with the offer pizza later. This could be the beginning of a beautiful relationship.
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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