We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
I told the hostess, two bouncers and a manager i was roofied and made them smell my beer. Turns out I just picked up some stupid bitches CHERRY WHEAT beer by mistake. I insisted they replace my lost beer.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
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