Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
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