I hate your face
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
of course. lets lasso hookers.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
My vagina just clenched in fear
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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