I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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