Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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