I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
I*** M*****, this is your dignity texting you. I ditched you when you started hitting on bros and old sailor men last night. My friend Sarah has pictures to prove it.
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
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