i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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