cab driver gave us mini bottles of jd for the ride home & proceeded to run every red light. wonder how many bottles he drank.
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
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