would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
So my roommate and I have a written agreement stating that if he tries to sleep with his ex girlfriend, I have to immediately intervene and nut punch him then send her on her way.
this is the most serious roommate agreement ever
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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