Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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