I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
The Russian stripper asked if I like foreign girls. I told her I absolutely fucking hate accents. Most awkward 7 minutes ever
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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