There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
Also, i'm pretty sure i've had my birth control pill stuck in my throat since like...two pm. So i'll be practicing safe oral sex tonight.
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
