what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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