I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
I love you.
Bad choice
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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