You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
I fill condoms, not promises.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
Randomize
