Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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