sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
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