I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
there was a trapeze. enough said
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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