you can't spend the night you always smell like dirty underwear and my roommates complain
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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