Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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