i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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