I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
I’ve jerked off three times and taken five shits already today. Being hung over in your 40’s is a fucking roller coaster.
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