How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
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