David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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