He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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