This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
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