the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
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