Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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