I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
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