hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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