they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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