Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
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