This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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