Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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