He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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