So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
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