I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
fact: I now appreciate my drunken winter self even more. I just found $20 in my winter coat with a note that says keep yourself warm next winter. I am awesome.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
I'm always down for nudity.
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