I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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