I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
You know I told you about that hammering at 3 AM yesterday? Turns out it was Holly beating the lock out of her door with a mallet because she'd forgotten her keys.
Doesn't she keep a spare?
Drunk Holly doesn't listen to Sober Holly's plans.
The empty keg landed on my head. It's a good thing we already got shitfaced or i'd be a vegetable and the humor would be completely lost.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
You left me a voice message at 5 a.m. It was mostly incoherent noise, you screaming my name and then something about a man with two butt holes...
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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