history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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