So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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