what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
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