Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Randomize
